"Quote me! Do!"
Fine, then.
"The bed he lay on [...] was circular, because of some philosophy of the regular tenant of the apartment, now on sabbatical and working on Thelma Garstang (1798-1842, bad poetess beaten to death by drunken husband, alleged anyway) in British Museum. The traditional quadrangular bed was male tyranny, or something. This regular tenant was, as well as being an academic, a woman novelist who wrote not very popular novels in which the male characters ended up being castrated. Then, it was implied, or so Enderby understood, not having read any of them, only having been told about them, they became considerate lovers eager for cunnilingus with their castratrices, but they were sneered at for being impotent."
Anthony Burgess: The Clockwork Testament, or: Enderby's End. in: The Complete Enderby (Vintage: 2002), p. 384
"The bed he lay on [...] was circular, because of some philosophy of the regular tenant of the apartment, now on sabbatical and working on Thelma Garstang (1798-1842, bad poetess beaten to death by drunken husband, alleged anyway) in British Museum. The traditional quadrangular bed was male tyranny, or something. This regular tenant was, as well as being an academic, a woman novelist who wrote not very popular novels in which the male characters ended up being castrated. Then, it was implied, or so Enderby understood, not having read any of them, only having been told about them, they became considerate lovers eager for cunnilingus with their castratrices, but they were sneered at for being impotent."
Anthony Burgess: The Clockwork Testament, or: Enderby's End. in: The Complete Enderby (Vintage: 2002), p. 384
syro0 - Wed, 27.06.2007, 20:16